Friday, February 20, 2009
You what is your nicknames, I will try to guess it, only the repeated a.k.a. hmmm this is hard. It is Tata? Toto?, Lala, Lili or opsss!.. Lets try another. Maybe I should do this alphabetically, lets starts with B. Baba bebe Bo** ows is that you? heheh Dada Didi Do** opsss boy like this a lot shhhh. Kamo na padayon sa uban.. F, G ,H , J, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, V, W ....
There are also a.ka's represented by numbers like toto or 22, siksto or 6-2, juan or one or 1, and poto or 4-2,
kato lang sa gikapoi man ko huna2x oiieee...
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
So here it goes.....
A - Attached or Single? - one-half...
B - Best Friend? - Sino?
C - Cake or pie? -pie ..
D - Day of choice? - everyday...
E - Essential item? – jacket
F - Favorite Color? - Blue
G - Gummy Bears or Worms? - worms
H - Hometown? - Earth
I - Indulgence? - when alone... toinks
J - June or July? - January nalang.. hehehe
K - Kids ? - why not...
L - Life is not complete w/o -Love
M - Marriage date? - In the future... pwede past? heheh
N - Number of magazine subscriptions?– unsa na?
O - Orange or apple? - Apple - One apple a day keeps the doctor away! preha lagi ta molit
P - Phobias? - eyes!
Q - Quotes? – Be kind to animals... That's why I am kind to you hahaha
R - Reason to smile? - Her??? who?
S - Season of choice? - Summer- more fun and enjoyment!
T - Tag 5 people - Chai,Majar,Hazel, Orilie and Bojoy
U - Unknown fact about me - Always thinking of anything.. weird ~_~
V - Vegetable? - It's a good thing.. yummy
W - Worst habit? – loner...
X - Xray or ultrasound? - No need for x-ray... you can see already my skeleton system.. hehe
Y - Your favorite foods? – kanang dili mantikaon.
Z - Zodiac sign - Capricorn
I had fun doing these that even if I have not tagged you, you are free to go ahead and do this tag on your site.
Friday, January 2, 2009
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 200 7 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Kaniadtong bata pa ko lingaw pa kaau, sige lang ko laag sige lang pud ko kabunalan ni Lolo ug ni mama. Dili daw ko palaagon kay init daw unya. Sa dihang man sibat sibat ko para lang gayud makalaag. mag sige lang pud ko dula kay bata pa lagi. Mga dula pareha sa tumbalata, piyonganay, taga-anay, dyulens, lastiko, biros ug uban pang mga dula. Kabalo ko nakaagi pud mo ana sa pagkabata. Alangan naman na nidiritso mo ug pagkatigulang pagkabata man jud ta mag sugod tama ba?... Sa una ang atong sip-on magtulo pa lami bya noh tam-is tam-is heheh atik atik pud mo dira nakatilaw pud mo oiie sarap diba. Atong pang mahinumduman ang atong pagkabulingit, pirti pa natong yagita tanawon. Ug diri lang sa taman akong sugilanon.. Unta maka relate mo.
The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods". Can you differentiate
which one is made in Taiwan or China? Let me tell u - the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692
are MADE IN CHINA
471 is Made in Taiwan
This is our human right to know, but the government and related department never educate
the public, therefore we have to RESCUE ourselves.
Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products "made in china",
so they don't show from which country it is made.
However, you may now refer to the barcode, remember if the first 3 digits is:
690-692 - then it is made in China.
00 ~ 09 USA & CANADA
30 ~ 37 FRANCE
40 ~ 44 GERMANY
49 - JAPAN
50 - UK
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities.
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets.
Heart is our .
Soul is our Fixed Asset.
Brain is our Fixed Deposit.
Thinking is our .
Achievements are our Capital.
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade.
Friends are our General Reserves.
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill.
Love is our Dividend.
Children are our Bonus Issues..
Education is Brands / Patents.
Knowledge is our Investment.
Experience is our Premium Account.
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things
The most destructive habit………............ ......... .....Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......Giving
The greatest loss........ ......... ......... .....Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ ......... .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ......... ......... .Selfishness
The most endangered species..... .....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... .......Our youth
The greatest 'shot in the arm'............ .Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome….... ......... ........Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........ .....Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... ......... ...Excuses
The most powerful force in life........ ......... ......... .Love
The most dangerous pariah...... ......... ......A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.... ...The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... .......Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ......... .The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... .......'I Can'
The greatest asset....... ......... ......... ......... ......Faith
The most worthless emotion..... ......... .....Self- pity
The most beautiful attire...... ......... ......... SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ......... ......... Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ......Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ...
The most important thing in life........ ......... .GOD THE ALMIGHTY.